If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg. So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.
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Warning of a Billboard
I saw a billboard where the following warning was shown — ” Smoking and Forgetting Your Wife’s Birthday – both are injurious to your health !”
Read moreA Man With a Mustache
Son : Dad, a man with a tall mustache is calling you outside. Dad : Go and tell him ” I don’t need mustache.”
Read moreWant Some Hot – Restaurant Jokes
Customer : What can be found here hot ? Waiter : Without the manager’s head, there is nothing hot here now sir !!!
Read moreShopkeeper and Customer
One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have
Read moreStranger and Salesman
Stranger : I have come drink wine to forget all. Salesman : In that case, pay me the bill first.
Read moreSalesman and Customer
Salesman : Sir, this sweater is made of pure ewe wool. Customer : It doesn’t matter to me whether the ewe wool is pure or not. Tell me if I will feel hot wearing it. Salesman
Read moreCustomer and Milkman
Customer: The difference between a cow and a milkman is that a cow always gives pure milk but a milkman doesn’t. Milkman: There is another difference. A cow never gives milk on credit.
Read moreLady Customer and Salesman
Lady Customer: The dog is of my liking. But its legs are too small. Salesman: Why, ma’am? Why? Its four legs reach the floor.
Read moreArms Shopkeeper and Customer
Arms shopkeeper: Look, this is the rare revolver of the 7th century. Customer: Revolver was not invented that time. Shopkeeper: That’s why it’s rare.
Read moreCustomer and Tailor
Customer: The pant seems to be abnormally loose-fitting. Can you make it a little bit fit? Tailor: I can’t do it as I have a lot of work at my hand to do. Please change
Read moreEmployee and NGO Boss
Employee: Sir, I have been doing the work of three persons for five years her for the same salary. My salary needs to be increased this time, sir. NGO Boss: I can’t raise your salary.
Read moreShop-owner and Employee
Shop owner: You are late by 20 minutes. Don’t you know the time table of this office? Employee: No, sir. I don’t. When I come, I see everyone engaged in work.
Read moreLady Customer and Salesman
Lady customer: I don’t like this shoe; its sole is very thick. Salesman: In that case, I can assure you that your point of objection will decay gradually in a month or two.# posted
Read moreGentleman and Beggar
A gentleman happened to meet a known beggar in a distant market. Gentleman: Did you not beg on the railway station in the past? Beggar: Yes, sir. I did. But I have recently married my
Read moreCustomer and Shopkeeper
Customer : What do you say? An egg costs 50 cents? Doesn’t it cost too high? Shopkeeper : You are right. But think over the matter. An egg means the earning of whole day of
Read moreCustomer and Car Salesman
Customer : Hello, brother, what a car did you give me? It made a loud sound when I changed gear. Inattentive salesman : I told you not to change anything in the new condition of
Read moreWife and Husband
A man’s wife hurried to the room from where he heard a loud sound of something falling off. Wife : What made the noise? Husband : Nothing mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the
Read moreFather and Son
Tom : Hey, Jerry, why do you look so disappointed? Jerry : I told Daddy to send me money for buying books. But he didn’t. Tom : So, how will you purchase books? Jerry :
Read moreA Boy and a Tailor
Father : Jerry, have you brought my suit from the tailor? Jerry : Nope. Father, the tailor told me that he would not give it until the making charge is paid. Father : I taught
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