Manager : Hello, Whom do you want …. Mr. Robin ? He has gone for lunch with his wife. Mrs. Robin : Is it so ? When he’ll come back, please tell him his private secretary
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Diet Control – Funny Food Jokes
Salesman : Sir, shall I cut the cake into four pieces or eight pieces ? Buyer : Do four pieces. I’m on controlling my diet !!!
Read moreBenefit of Ants – Simple Teacher Student Jokes
Teacher : Tell me, What is the benefit of ants ? Student : Ants tell us where mom has hidden the tasty sweets.
Read moreBoss & Employee Conversation
Boss: You are late by 20 minutes. Don’t you know the time table of this office? Employee: No, sir. I don’t. When I come, I see everyone engaged in work.
Read moreShoe Seller & Female Customer
Female customer: I don’t like this shoe; its sole is very thick. Salesman: In that case, I can assure you that your point of objection will erosion gradually in a month or two.#
Read moreBeggar’s Dowry – Beggars Jokes
A gentleman happened to meet a known beggar in a distant market. Gentleman: Did you not beg on the railway station in the past? Beggar: Yes, sir. I did. But I have recently married my
Read moreActual Cost
: What do you say? An egg costs 50 cents? Doesn’t it cost too high? : You are right. But think over the matter. An egg means the earning of whole day of a he
Read moreNew Customer / Inattentive Salesman
Customer: Hello, brother, what a card did you give me? It made a loud sound when I changed gear. Inattentive salesman: I told you not to change anything in the new condition of the car.
Read moreWhat is the Reason of that Loud Sound
Wife: What made the noise? Husband: Nothing is mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the cot. Wife: But shirt and pant can’t fall down making so loud a sound. Husband: I was also in
Read moreNeed Money But Get Book – Son Wanted Money But Father Sent Books
Tom: Hey, Jerry, why do you look so disappointed? Ben: I told Daddy to send me money for buying books. But he didn’t. Tom: So, how will you purchase books? Ben: Daddy bought the books
Read moreDon’t Say Failed Your Child
Failure is an episode not a person. So don’t say failed your daughter or son.
Read moreWedding Jokes
Wife : Why do you want your daughter marry to son of the watch shop owner? Husband : So that I don’t have to pay any watch to my son in law at the wedding.
Read moreCouple Quarrel
Wife : What are you thinking about me? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing? Couple : Without you I am nothing !! ❤❤
Read moreDon’t Live In Dream – Be Determined
Try to deny saying it’s my vision. Moreover say it’s my ambition.
Read moreGrow Matured and Take the Suit – Funny Money Jokes
Father: Jerry, have you brought my suit from the tailor? Jerry: Nope. Father, the tailor told me that he would not give it until the making charge is paid. Father: I taught you that I
Read moreYou Are In Wrong Planet – Don’t Loose Your Weight
If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg. So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.
Read moreWarning of a Billboard
I saw a billboard where the following warning was shown — ” Smoking and Forgetting Your Wife’s Birthday – both are injurious to your health !”
Read moreA Man With a Mustache
Son : Dad, a man with a tall mustache is calling you outside. Dad : Go and tell him ” I don’t need mustache.”
Read moreWant Some Hot – Restaurant Jokes
Customer : What can be found here hot ? Waiter : Without the manager’s head, there is nothing hot here now sir !!!
Read moreShopkeeper and Customer
One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have
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