1. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback! 2. What did the soccer ball say when it crossed the goal line? Net gain! 3. What did
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Here are jokes that should be suitable for both The Guardian and children
1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired. 3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Read moreLaugh Your Way to the Kitchen with These Hilarious Food Jokes
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 3. Why did the banana go to the
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1. Why did the boyfriend break up with the Internet? He found someone more interesting to scroll through. 2. Why did the girlfriend refuse to play cards with her boyfriend? He always
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1. Why do men like to fall asleep after sex? Because women don’t stop talking. 2. Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they stink. 3. Why
Read moreLaugh Out Loud with These 10 Side-Splitting Salesman Jokes
1. Why did the salesman go broke? Because he kept blowing his commission on windbreakers! 2. Why did the door-to-door vacuum salesman quit? He realized he was just sucking at his job.
Read moreAwesome Jokes and Roasts That Only Sports Fans Will Understand
1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! 2. Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players kept dribbling! 3.
Read moreBest Funny Jokes Thief Gets Lost in the Police Station
1. Why did the thief take a shower before he stole from the police station? He wanted to make a clean getaway! 2. Why did the thief cross the road? To
Read moreAwesome Food Jokes for the Whole Family!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator! 3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d
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1. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field! 3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Because
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1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide! 2. Why do elephants never use computers?Because they’re afraid of the mouse! 3. Why did the duck go to school?To learn how
Read moreTop 10 Best Sidesplitting Fun with Our Favorite Animals
1. Why did the dog cross the playground?To get to the other slide. 2. Why did the cow go to outer space?To see the moooon! 3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?A pouch potato.
Read moreTop 10 Jokes Side-Splitting Stories from the Doctor’s Office
1. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood. 2. Why did the patient put their money in the fridge? They heard the doctor say
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1. Why was the frog sad? Because it was feeling down. 2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up. 3. What do you call a bear with no
Read moreA Laugh-a-Minute Top 10 Comedy Jokes
1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!3. What do you call an alligator in
Read moreTop 10 Blonde Funny Jokes Hilarious Situations and Stories
1. Why was the blonde’s computer cold? Because it left its Windows open! 2. Why did the blonde get so excited about air? Because it was free! 3. Why did the
Read moreTop 10 Animal Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
1. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot. 2. Why don’t koalas ever get sick? They’re bearly ever around people. 3. What
Read moreTop 10 Hilarious Animal Jokes That Will Leave You Trunk-ing
1. Why don’t elephants like to use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse. 2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 3. What do you call a snake that works for
Read moreI’m Trying to Cry, But… – Clean Jokes
My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out. What to do ? Answer : No problem. Just Imagine she has come back.
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